Thursday, November 27, 2025

Fight Tooth, Nail...And Scaler!

 


They don't fight fair and neither should we:





Dang!...

There are so many

that

after I

run out

of ammo

I'll need to



Roll Up My Sleeves

and

Strike Manually!"







This Battle Deep

in the Embrasures

ends Badly

for all involved

because



Total Destruction

is

Everywhere!








"I now have some of the 

'Latest and Best'

Equipment to Rid Us

of all Oral 

Pathogens!...

But...



...if I wipe

all of them out...

...Forever...


...won't I be Out Of A Job?"






“All of those Hygienists Ran Away!...   

…But...That's Okay!…  

…I’m…   


…Melting all Their Equipment!?”








“I think I’ll keep sitting 

in the front row 

of my Hygiene Class, 

because, 

I think that 


Doctor Report Likes it when I do!”





Friday, November 21, 2025

Bacteria Not Only Fight Against Us...They Fight Against Each Other!

 

In this world...it's every Species for themselves!:





"It's the Rods against

the Cocci!






"When you don't brush for a whole week,

you'll be...

...surprised at what Grows!"









"That's Right!...One...

less Hygienist!"









"Next, I'm using...

the 'Crank' Method!"







  All Threats...To The...Smile Complex...Are Eliminated...

...In 'Quick Succession!'"...





















Thursday, November 13, 2025

Morbidity And Mortality...Are...Just Part Of The Job!




Who can you blame if you put your hand in there and pull back a nub?:






"Take Me to

Your 

'Queen Hygienist!'...


...Now!"








"Damn Hygienist!...Get..



in My Mouth!"






“My Vacation Ends Tomorrow, but,

My Respite 

has given Me 

Ideas on 

'Advancing the Efficacies'


 of My Microbial Therapies!”









“I don’t turn Bacteria into Stone...

I turn Them...



...into Calculus!”







“I am from the Far East Contingent of ‘Battle Hygienists!...

and...


I am sharing 


‘Kung Fu Curretage Techniques!”







'Hurry up

and Hop on!...

We're getting

out of this


'Inflammatory Wasteland!"







Friday, November 7, 2025

Kick Them Out Of Their...'Home Sweet Home!'

 


Dental Plaque is the 'Neighbor From Hell!'





"Mossier!...They are

trying to push us back!...



I'll have to call



Odontoclast!"






"Good, Mossifer...

I



always could

depend on you!...

Wait...who is that!"...





"Bacteria Boys...

I am



Your

Worst Nightmare!"






“I just finished off those Plaque Bacteria that 


tried to mount a Rear Attack!”










"Swimming in this Sulcular Sludge



is Great!"











Friday, October 31, 2025

If You Meet An Oral Bacteria's Big Brother...Walking Down The Street...Run!

 


The Beasts of the Oral Microbiome take orders...from No One:




“Now…Does Anyone  Else…   



…Have Anymore Questions?”






“You’re Out of My Mouth…

…and Out of My Life!...  


…You  ________________n’   Microbe!”







“Why does Everyone…

...I mean Everyone….   

…say that… 



 …I Suck!”





“For Your Information….  

….I Live In the…Aqueous…   


…Part of Saliva!”





"I want the Person, 

whose Mouth 

I'm in 

to


Eat Some More Candy!"






"Queen Hygienist!...I am not Worthy...

of this Mighty Sword, but...

I will Give My


Most Valiant Effort 

In Battle!"






"We’ve been riding this 

Marginal Ridge

 for a while now, 

and 

there’s no Sign of them!...  

…Let’s Turn and 


go ‘Gingival'

at this Next Line Angle!"...


Sunday, October 26, 2025

Don't Be A Casualty Of These...'Forever Battles!

 



...Or you'll be the first in your Dental Office to get knocked back and knocked out!:





"They're lobbing 

'explosive Chunks of Calculus' at us!'...



...Get outta there!"





"I'm going to Ulcerate me some


Epithelium!"







"Chomp!...

There!...



I just bit a piece

off of that



Hygienist's Glove!...Yeah!"












"That's it, you Hygienist!...

Bring your


Digit a little closer...!"





"As long as I'm around

you'll never



take my Patient's tooth

away!"





"I'm fresh out of

Dental School,

and I'm



'Ready To Rock!'"





"Crap!...I still have a ways to go

before I reach the



Dento-Enamel Junction!"





This new 'Cytoplasmic Giant' is about to


spell 'Doom' to millions of mouths!















Friday, October 10, 2025

Have Those Resistant Strains Made You Mad Yet?

 


Some days are easy, and some days are (expletive!):







"My new Cavitron Tips

just made My Day




Super Easy!"





Now this Hygienist says,

"With My New Weapon...

I'm going to...


Fight Monsters with Monsters!"






"I'm not a Bacterium...

I'm just a Viron...

Just passing through

and


Checking out The Action!"






"Which do you find worse?...

...My...


Bite or My Breath?"







"I'm so glad that the Suction is


taking those 'Critters' away!"






"Dang!...I'm throwing everything

at those Plaque Germs,

including, now...



...the 'Kitchen Sink!"






"Hey, Hygienist!...

...can you step inside my mouth?

I'd like to show you


a Molar that

Needs Your Attention!"




















Fight Tooth, Nail...And Scaler!

  They don't fight fair and neither should we: Dang!... There are so many that after I run out of ammo I'll need to Roll Up My Sleev...