Hygienists...You Don't Expect Plaque To Welcome You With Open Arms...Do You?

You are persona non grata to Microbes;

Hey!...

This is My Area!...

Get that...









































Toothbrush Out!"






"There's Millions of Bacteria

Down there!...

It'll take me

at least



three Appointments to

Annihilate Them!"








"Me?...Oh I just...

Hang from the Maxillary Rafters!"






"I Never take

Any Prisoners...Wait!...

...Am I supposed to?"

"My Hygiene Classmates!...Oh No!..



...Plaque 'Don't Play!'"

"Of course we must be ruthless!...

What...

...kind of question is that?"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2025!

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Food...Especially Sugars... Drive Those ...Plaque Monsters...Crazy!

 

I like a full stomach like everybody else...

...but there's a 'price to be paid!'

This is the food 

that is going to

cause Today's

Dental 

Hygiene Wars!

And the Consumer won't be 

'Cleaning The Mouth'

for a while!

Bacteria will

just love it!

"Yes!... and...

remember...

Don't Fire 

until 

You see

the

"Reds Of Their Eyes!"...

"Dang!...They

want me to

take care of

All of This 

Destruction Myself?"

"Seek Out The Target

That you Desire...Now!...

...My Precious Arrow!"

"I'm flying down

through the



Interdental Spaces and

I'm going to

Strike the Enemy



in it's 'Cell Divison Weak Spot'



Right...Now!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2025!

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Don't Hate The Patients...Hate The Germs!...

 

Sometimes, you just have to 'Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants!':

..."Yes!...Just a couple of more Spins

of My Magic Wand,

and

...Here it is!...

My Sword...for

the

Hygiene Wars!...Yay!"...

"Personally,

I hate Your Dental Biofilm...

And I think that

we should 

Just 'Nuke' it!"

"Get 'Locked and Loaded'

for those 'Adversaries,'

not necessarily with bullets, but

with the 

'Best Offensive Sword

Known To

Man!'...The

Tooth-pasted

Toothbrush!"

"But Remember...

Waste Not...Want Not!"

"Yes!... You're 

on the

Path to Victory!"

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Everyday...You Don't Know What To Expect In The...Treatment Room!

 

Sometimes, I wonder why I wake up early and go in for this ____!

"Nobody Bothers 

Me 

because

My Sting Hurts 

Like There's No Tomorrow!"

"With My New Laser Contraption 

here,

I can

Vaporize hundreds of them at a time!...

But...

...there are Billions of them!

...It'll take me Years to get them all!

Shucks!...

...There's gotta be

a Better Way!"

“I’m throwing 

Lethal Doses 

at them 

of My 

EM Pulse Blasters!"

While 

'Diving Into A Furcation Involvement,

I've learned how to

Hold My Breath

for 90 seconds!"

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"I Got Student Loans To Pay Off!...So I Betta 'Keep On!'"

 

"I owe, I owe...so off to work I go!"

Please... 

brush all the time 

when you have braces...

or... 

the Bacteria will

Rearrange Your Face!"






"Sneak and eat!...

...This is how it's done!"

"My Dentist/Immunologist

used CRISPR on me

and

only Zombies want to be seen with Me!

I'ma 

Sue Him Good!"

"I'm going to keep on

Flossing, Brushing, and Rinsing

because

I don't want to

lose the

Dental Hygiene Wars

In My Mouth...For Sure!"

"Today's the last day before Vacation!...

...I'm...

...gonna relax and 

...see the sights, and...

and ride Blue Origin!

...Yeah!"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

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Dental Hygienists!...Beware!...

Airborne Microbes from us 

and our patients...are one thing, but

the Intra-Oral Wars...are

...just as serious!:

"Here are some

'Magic Bullet' Antibiotics!

And I've got Plenty!"

"I Love those 'Magic Bullets!'

...I'm Immune to them!

And besides...

...they taste good!"

"These Anti-Microbial Bullets

aren't hurting

that Microbe at all!

I'll take aim at that

carious predators wingeulus Bacterium

right 

next to him!"

"Okay Guys...

I know that we're 

new to the 

Clinic and all, 

but,

Let's show them

that,

even though we 

are surrounded...

'We Can Do it!'"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

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Microbes Of The Mouth Will Eat Anything They Find In...'The Hole!'

 

Microbes have mouths too...but...

...we won't go there:

"Yes!...

The 'Edible Remnants' of 

those Doughnuts

are

Just Over There!"

"I'm Experimenting 

with these 

containers of Effervescence!...

...The Targeted Microbes 

will consume 

this substance

and their 

normal metabolism will 

then Produce so much 'Gas,' 

...that...

...They'll...go...'Pop!'"

"Soldiers!...The Enemy

is just over 

the Next 

Marginal Ridge!...

...Remember...

We Fight To Win!...And...

...We Win the Fight!"

"But,

if You 

pick the

Wrong One...

...You're Mine!"

"On My

First Day of Class

at the

Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences,

I have to

Set A 



Best First Imression!"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!