Have Those Resistant Strains Made You Mad Yet?

 

Some days are easy, and some days are (expletive!):

"My new Cavitron Tips

just made My Day




Super Easy!"

Now this Hygienist says,

"With My New Weapon...

I'm going to...

Fight Monsters with Monsters!"

"I'm not a Bacterium...

I'm just a Viron...

Just passing through

and

Checking out The Action!"

"Which do you find worse?...

...My...

Bite or My Breath?"







"I'm so glad that the Suction is

taking those 'Critters' away!"






"Dang!...I'm throwing everything

at those Plaque Germs,

including, now...



...the 'Kitchen Sink!"






"Hey, Hygienist!...

...can you step inside my mouth?

I'd like to show you

a Molar that

Needs Your Attention!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Is Your Armamentarium Defective?

 

Do you want to discombobulate plaque, or give it a message?:

"We need to send these new 'crobials back!...The seals...

...are compromised!"

"So, heliobacter...

...you're back for more Punishment?"

"I'll shoot in the middle of its Mass and...

...It'll all Blow Up!"

"We're fighting Plaque from the Days, 

and the Mouths 

of the People of

the Roman Empire!"

"Plaque can't stop My...

Secret Weapon!"

"When I stay real still...they

Always Miss!"

If Your Patient Is Non-compliant...What Should You Do?

 

Sometimes, you gotta let them know who's Boss!:

"If you don't brush and floss like I tell you to... I'ma..

...KYA!"

"This Sword/Scaler

is from 

the Medieval Times!"

"...And then...Dr. Report...

whispered into My Ear..."

"In the Sulcus Cafe, it's

'all you can eat!'

And...

...that's just what I do!"

"I must cut

that

carious predatorus wingeulus

Bacterium

into Pieces...now!...

...before It's too late!"

"Yes...my Great Uncle

is the

Prince of

Inchantedlandia!...

...Prince Cyril von Weidenhoffen de Letterfrausen!"

"Doctor Report!...

...I'd like to volunteer for the 

Committee that's Planning

'World Dental History Month'...

...this Coming April!"

"I can't believe it!

...Eight of my Best

Hygienist Friends 

have been

Taken Hostage by

actinomyces viscosus!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

When We Fight Losing Battles....Misery ...Loves Company!

 

Stay ready...and you might just live to fight another day:

"There's that

'Nidus Of Infection'

trying to

'Gather Strength!'...

Now that a Billion of Them

Are in One Spot...

...It's Time to

'Irreversibly Vaporize'

...All Of Them!...Ha ha ha!..."

"You're doing Fine, Sweetie!...

Your 'Core"

is the

Foundation of 

Your Hygienic Powers!"

"I made this 'Simply Gorgeous'

Cake 

for Our Team's Party,

but 

We All 

know

 how to

'Freshen Up'

afterward!

"The Chaotic and

Unpredictable Fights

and Cellular Destruction

Deep in all of the Sulci,

actually



'Tears Up' the Surrounding Host Tissue...

leaving a Barren

and

'Difficult-To-Be-Healed' Wasteland!

Oral Plaque Has Been In The Mouth Of Man...Since We First Evolved!...

 

But make no mistake!...They are the Enemy!





"Yes!...

This is a 'Great Day'

for Dental Plaque

Biofilm!

Our Numbers

have



conquered and destroyed

Billions of Mouths!

And our March

shall never cease!"






"Yeah, Boss...

We gonna kick some 'A-A!'



We gonna kick some 'A-A!'...Hey...Trilapede!

How ya like makin'

all that

inflammation

in 'Dem Moufs?'"

'"It's a sore



for sight eyes, My Man!...

Yo!...

Kaskala!...

What cha doin'?"




"Trilapede!...I'm

making



a Dental

Infection!...

Get this!...

Our 'Microbial Mansion'

and Community

are exuding waste products

at



even Faster Rates!

Pretty soon our next victim

will

suffer our

'Most Ugly'

Consequences!"

Will You Survive Your Next...'Clinical War?'

 

Don't take your next 'Bacterial Bloodbath' for granted:






"ORAL HYGIENE ALERT!"

"This patient went to

bed without brushing!


And now...there's

'Periodontal Hell To Pay!'

I've got to



call in some Reinforcements!"...






"I'm here



to help!"








"So



am I!"





"Here they come!...

We must



Overcome!"






Now the Fierce Battle

starts

within the



Periodontal Sulcus!




And the Microbial

Monsters

are



Too Strong

and too

Numerous in Number!

Plus,

they just changed

their DNA/RNA

Profiles

into something



we've never seen before!...


Like...they now have

a

One-two-three Punch!

Now, 

the Dentist, Dr. Report, comes on

the scene!







"I shall  'Telepath'

some others to help us!"

But this battle may be turning...too



late!






Oh, Wow!...

Now there

are

Friends coming

to the rescue!








"Out of the way,

You Guys...

I'm dropping some

'Lethals!'

And boy...

do those Friendlies

Come Out Swinging!

And after using some

of the latest Antibiotics...

this can be heard:

"Oh no!...

We're...



Disintegrating!