Friday, February 27, 2026

Do You Really Know How...Your Day Is Going To Unfold?





Tell your family everyday that you love them, because...:



 


"Don't Be Afraid,

Dorothy!...

You're My


Favorite Hygienist!...


...For Lunch!"





...”Now that you 

pulled me out of  

My Dental Hygiene Class…   

…What do 


You want to ask Me?”...



"I'm not lyin'...when they got close enough...

...I made 'um pay!"






..."Now that Your

Dental Office is

closed for the Day...

...Doctor Report...


I'd like to

surprise You

with Something!"...





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Friday, February 20, 2026

The Oral Microbiome Is ...'Mean!'...And They Want You To Retire Early!




If they get rid of even one Hygienist, that's 

more gums and flesh for them to eat!:




“This new Antibiotic has me 



too Dizzy!”






The New Contingent of Military Hygienists is about 

as Dangerous as They come!




"Secret Agent Hollywood Report!...

There are going to be some duplicitous Spies at 

your Party!...


So, 

while you unsuspecting people are Partying...

I'll be on the Lookout!"




These nefarious bacteria have just entered a micro hole in 

the Hygienist's glove!



"Dr. Report gets 

Lost in Space,

and lost at Sea, but

He is not a 

...Lost Cause!"









Friday, February 13, 2026

One Hygienist Told Me That She...Sleeps With One Eye Open!

 



You just can't let bacteria live and let live!:







A Hygienist fell out of her chair when she...


saw this crawling across the tongue!





“Yes!...   

...Look at Me!...

…I’ve been abandoned 

by My Colleagues in this 


Forsaken Peridontium 


for Fifteen Years!”





"Want some of...


...This?"



The Oral Biome gives a whole new meaning to...

...going dark!



Strep mutans...

...wants you to splurge!...Now!







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Friday, February 6, 2026

Will We Still Be A Force To Reckon With In 50 Years?





We continue to need a 'fresh crop of Hygienist Soldiers' 

to keep the Profession solid:







"How long have I been a... 

Dental Warrior?...Well..."






"Holy Calculus!...

How'd those


Hygienists get in Here!"





"I'm a new 'AI'

Tooth Fairy with

Space-Age

Carbon Fibers!"





“Now that We’ve established some Electromagnetic Bonding, 


our Mucopolysaccharide Walls 


of Protection 



will be up and running 


in No Time!”




“That should take care if this infestation…  


…for a Week!”





“I’m a New Born Bacteria!...  


…Hip Hip Hooray!”



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Thursday, January 29, 2026

If You Kick All 'They _ _ _ _ _'...You Don't Need To Take 'No Names!'




You too, can become a Legend!:





Today's whole mouth 'Microbe Elimination'...

...will be...



...one for the Record Books!"




"You should get

real close to me...

...and...




'Check Me Out!"




"I'm working on

getting more training

so that I can have

more Weapons for My Belt

to use in 'The Wars!'"





“I’m against the Host Cells, and I’m against the Bacteria!…  

…So…

...I have to…  




…‘Watch My Back’ and My Front!”





"That's it!...



...Stick and Move...Stick and Move!"




"Yes!...Love's

got Me...


...Going in Circles!"







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Thursday, January 22, 2026

Don't Walk In The Operatory Scared!... Fight Back!...




We must stop them from terrorizing our mouths!:







This graphic of the microbe carious predatorus wingeulus 

has been swiftly classified as


an 'Oral Bacterial Terrorist!'




"Okay...Provotella...


...Let's Rock!"


This recital is called 'An Ode to


Biofilm Diversity!'




The 'Dance of the Cocci' before they go on a

gum-devouring spree!



"Dr. Ohla Orala, the Billionaire from Madagascar just called...and...

...she needs you for a Dental Emergency!



"..._ _ _ _ !...Now this War...


...is Personal!"





Friday, January 16, 2026

Have The Best Battle Plan Against The Enemy!









It's better to be safe than injured...or worse!:








"Hi, Ladies...I'm New 

to The Team here!


Are there any Battle Pointers 

that You can 

Give Me?





"The only Thing that We 

can say 

is that

We Stick Together

All The Time!

And we have 

Each other's Backs!...

Tell us...



Do You Know Your Way

around the Maxilla

and Mandible?'




"Sort of!

...I'm Fresh out 

The 


Hygiene Academy!"








"Well,

since you are New...


We suggest that for 

Everyone's

Best Protection

in the Battlefield..."









"...It might be 

Best to Stay


in a 

'Tightly-Sandwiched Formation'

Between Us!"












"Well, if that's 

what it takes...

I salute


"Yes, Sirs!...

...I mean...

Yes, Mams!"...








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