That's It!...Be Plaque's Worst Enemy!

 

Hit Plaque so hard that its offspring will be scared of you!:






"Nambulor!

The Humans are

trying to

locate us



with their

'Pe-uny'

Stain

Technique!




"Don't worry, Mossifer!

I have some thing

up my

many sleeves!...

I'm 

'Making It Rain,' right now!"

"Oh,  _  _  _  _ !

That Plaque's 'raining down'

too strong!...I need help!"

"Don't worry, Hygiene Sister!...

I got

your Back!...and...

I brought a

Fellow Soldier,



named 'Bismuth!'"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Be A SwashBuckler...With Your Scalers!

 

Put fear in the hearts of that bacteria with flamboyantly destructive methods:






"My Friends told me

not to

Go On A Date

with Hollywood,

but I did...

...and...



I'm glad I didn't

Listen To Them!"





"I use the Same Degrees of

Skill and Grace

and Exacting Refinement

when I Dance

and when I

'SRP!'"









"Red Blood Cells...

White Blood Cells...

Antibodies...

I'm an

'Equal Opportunity Devourer!'"

“Careful, My Dear!...

The Sulcus out There… 

…is a Dangerous Place, Indeed!”

'World's Best Sweets Of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

World Dental History Month 2026

Let's Overcome Dental Plaque With The Effects Of Our Sheer Numbers!

 

Dental Hygiene War Schools are needed now more than ever!







"Hygienists are There...There...There..and There!



...I'm Trapped!"






"Ever since that

'Biofilm Exudate'

gave me

Conjunctivitis,

I 'Double' My

Universal Precautions!"

"You can never 

Like Me...

as much as

I Like You!"

"Now, 

I can 

Debride the 

Embrasures with

100% Efficacy!"

"Yes...I did get

some 

New Veneers...

...and, Yes...

Guys are Following Me All

Over The Beach!"

Don't Feed The Animals In Your...'Oral Zoo!'

 

If you don't cause any trouble...there won't be any:

"I smell fresh carbohydrates

in this Sulcus!...

...Yippee Kayea!

"Oh  ____!...

I've never



Seen So Many

of Them Like This!"

"After I hurry

and

finish writing 

what those Bacteria

Did to You Guys,

I’ma Go Back in there for You

And 

'Smack 'um Down!'"

"That Bacteria...

that want to make

...'Sewers' 

out of People's Mouths...

...well...

...Let's see Them

Come through Me!"

"Come On, My Sword!...

....It's Now Or Never!"

"My Colleagues

are Calling Me!...For Backup!...

I'ma

'Burn Rubber,'

and Air,

to get there...Now!"...

"There's a 'Hygienist Only Party' tonight 

an I am going to...

get Crazy!"

Bacteria Are Never...'Warm And Fuzzy!'

 

Oral Pathogens must be neutralized...by 'hook or by crook!'

"First,

I lull them into

a trance

with a Contiguous Motion,

Then,

I give the Hygienists

a

Paralyzing Stare...

...and then...I...

...Strike With No Mercy!"

“War Paint helps me to   

Meditate and Focus!”

"I sit still like a Rock...

...and when they pass Me,

and they least expect it...

I Bite Them Good!"

“This Sniper Shot… 

...is gonna be Tricky!”

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Don't You Dare...Turn Your Back On Them!

 

They 'plot and scheme' behind your back:

“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…  

...Excites Me the Most!"

"I'm going to sit in

front of the class to make

Professor Hollywood Report...

...notice me!"

“Only the Bacteria 

'carious predators wingeulus'

leaves tracks like this!”

“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…   

…Excites Me The Most, too!”

"We have saved each other's...

...lives...multiple times!"

"Aaaarrrrggghh!...

The Hygienist I just 

swallowed is 

giving Me the Burps!"

"I ain't lyin'!

That Bacterium's so Vicious that...

...they...

...took off part of her finger!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Fight Tooth, Nail...And Scaler!

 

They don't fight fair and neither should we:





Dang!...

There are so many

that

after I

run out

of ammo

I'll need to



Roll Up My Sleeves

and

Strike Manually!"







This Battle Deep

in the Embrasures

ends Badly

for all involved

because



Total Destruction

is

Everywhere!

"I now have some of the 

'Latest and Best'

Equipment to Rid Us

of all Oral 

Pathogens!...

But...

...if I wipe

all of them out...

...Forever...

...won't I be Out Of A Job?"

“All of those Hygienists Ran Away!...   

…But...That's Okay!…  

…I’m…   

…Melting all Their Equipment!?”

“I think I’ll keep sitting 

in the front row 

of my Hygiene Class, 

because, 

I think that 

Doctor Report Likes it when I do!”

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

The Love ToothBrush!...By Dr. Winge