Friday, April 10, 2026

Your 'Friends' In These Battles...Just May...Save Your Life!.

 


You better make sure that...somebody's got your back:





“I picked this Battle-Ready Suit 


up in the 


Tooth Fairy Section of our

Student Store!”




“Something’s Wrong!...I can’t get to the teeth now… 

...I’m Outta Here!”







“Oh No!...  


...I’m Falling from the 


Maxilla to the Mandible!”



"Doesn't that Bacteria,

carious predatorus wingeulus,

ever stop Dividing?"





“Stop!...


...Who’s following Me?...


Oh, Hi, Doctor Report…These Gingival Trenches...are particularly Dangerous!...


What?...

…You just eliminated 12 of the Enemy 

who were stalking my rear? 

...Well, Thanks!... 

When we get back to Base 

for some R and R, 

I’ll 

...buy you some rounds at the Canteen!”








Dental Bacteriologists just discovered that 


the 


'Predator Supercavities' Microorganism 


has just genetically altered itself to



join up in ‘Long Chains of Undefeatable Destruction!






Friday, April 3, 2026

We Need Love Too!

 

.


Sometimes our hearts fall for someone near us!:





"I'm trying to get the attention of my fellow classmate 

over there who saved my life from that avalanche of calculus!...

...I want to thank him!"




This glob of biome has just hatched a...

...new plan against the Humans!



"I'm so glad that I am on vacation! I was on...

...the verge of Burnout!"




This Dental Office on Mars has been

...'holding it down' now for 3.5 Earth Years!


Be careful...this is what working on...

...Mars will do to you!


"This place used to be 'dark with disease'...

...now the sun shines through!"



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Friday, March 27, 2026

Tired Of Regular Maintenance?...'Going 'Nuclear'...May Not Be The Best Answer!

 



Going 'scorched earth' on the oral biome has been 

determined to result in overkill:




.

"Look!...No more Miss Nice Lady!...

Tomorrow... I'm using the...

...Nuclear Option!"




"Dang...this



Calculus Creature is more

durable that I thought!

I need to pull out my



"Ultrasonic Sword!"




"I really Love the way that Dr. Hollywood Smiles Report has 

supported my new Smile-Centered Lifestyle!...

I glow more and

I am so much more Happy, 

and

so is everyone and everything

else around me!



"The Earth

is an

Organism,

too!"




"I really like

Hollywood

in my Day Dreams, too!"





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Friday, March 13, 2026

In Every Mouth...They Out Number Us... One Billion...To One!

 



With their rate of cellular division dwarfing 

our numbers, it's only a matter of time!:




"You protect my 6 o'clock...and...

...I'll protect yours!"


Subgingival ones see light for the first time...

as the patient opens the mouth!



What's more important?...The


chocolate or the strawberry?



"I can Blast Them...

...All Day Long!"



...Sir Dr. Hollywood...


I am going to be in your 

Dreams tonight!

And I am reminding you to

Go To Bed On Time!"






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Friday, March 6, 2026

When The ____ Goes Down...You're On Your Own!




Will you be the last one standing...against the Microbiome:








"I'm ready...to...


...do my thang!"








"Ha, Ha, Ha!...

Three more steps

and

I'll,

with my Bacterial-Aggregate Self,

spring My



Trap Door on those

Three Hygienists!"








"They don't call me



'Vacuum'  for nothing!"








"My Acidic,

Electro-Chemical

Megashocks



will Decimate and Shatter that 

Enamel Matrix...

...to Smithereens!"






"My Bactericidal

Attack Dogs!

There's That Juicy Plaque

that you like!...


...and it's

 'All You can Eat!'"







"This doesn't look good!...

It looks like 

it's


Every Hygienist for Themselves!"



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Friday, February 27, 2026

Do You Really Know How...Your Day Is Going To Unfold?





Tell your family everyday that you love them, because...:



 


"Don't Be Afraid,

Dorothy!...

You're My


Favorite Hygienist!...


...For Lunch!"





...”Now that you 

pulled me out of  

My Dental Hygiene Class…   

…What do 


You want to ask Me?”...



"I'm not lyin'...when they got close enough...

...I made 'um pay!"






..."Now that Your

Dental Office is

closed for the Day...

...Doctor Report...


I'd like to

surprise You

with Something!"...





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Your 'Friends' In These Battles...Just May...Save Your Life!.

  You better make sure that...somebody's got your back: “I picked this Battle-Ready Suit  up in the  Tooth Fairy Section of our Student ...