Friday, August 28, 2026

These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!




Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities:






"Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of 

our Best Hygienists...I say let's...



...let's break them free and blast the Microbes to Kingdom Come!"



This bacterium is strengthening...


...its virulence!




"We cleaned up the quadrant with...


...no casualties...this time!"




"At this rate, we will soon...


...spill out of the patient's mouth!"




"OMGosh!...I hope that...


...reinforcements arrive soon!"





The advance of this rapid infection is


quickening by the minute!



Friday, August 21, 2026

Defeating The Oral Enemy...Many Times ...Takes A Team!




Surprise Attacks...from multiple flanks...can be effective:






“That’s Good!  I’ll keep them occupied…


...While You all...




... Sneak around the Side!






"Somebody better

let Me out of this

Petri Dish!


...I ain't No Guinea Pig!"









"I'll remember You

as just


one of My Sword's Victims!"








"It's still

'Dog Eat Dog'

even


down here in 

The Sulcus!"








"I'm tired after

Today's Shift,

Hollywood,

but...



you can still come by and

watch TV!"








"My Fire and Acids

are no match

for Her



Enamel and Dentin!"







Friday, August 14, 2026

For Our Mental Health And Wealth...We Must Vacation!




There's more to life than just cleaning teeth and watching an empty sulcus:






"Hey, Doctor Report!...

you want to run in the Field

like They did on

Sound Of Music?"







"Come On!...

We've Got To


Free The 

Other Girls!"






"Let Me See!...

For My Good Health...

Should I


go to the Jacuzzi

or to the


Countryside!"








"Okay, Babe,

For The 

Dental Hygienist Magazine

Centerfold



turn Your Head 

a little to the Right!"






"How's


This?"






"Per...



...fect!







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Friday, August 7, 2026

In Your Dental Operatory...Is Reality...In Your Mind...Or...In Front Of Your Eyes!



Sometimes...don't believe your 'lying' eyes!:




This Hygienist is in a 

Luxurious Dream and..

...refuses to wake up!


The pathogenicity of this

microbial subset

is unknown...and we hope for the best!




"Millions of my 'cousins' populate your mouth

...so you better be nice!"



"The Dental Office I work at just closed down!...

...Now...as soon as I get home...I'm going to...

...get on LinkedIn...and network!"



I'm almost through with all of those

bacteria drunk on high fructose corn syrup!








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Thursday, July 30, 2026

On Your Time Off...Don't Act Like A Hygienist!



Humans are multi faceted...so act like it:




"Don't ask me about my job...

...I'm Busy!"



Can Bacteria respond to 

their Dreams?




"I have been riding this 

same route to my job at the...

local  Dental Hygiene School!"




“Hey, you Guys, hold me while I get... 

a closer Look!”




"It's my Attitude...

...that saves me every time!





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Thursday, July 23, 2026

Is It What You Love...Or...Who You Love?

 


All that's fair in these wars...is Love:




"There's a new guy joining

our Team on the front lines...and...

...I want him to Love Me!"





"I swear that

when I get back to Base...

...I'ma get

what I've been...

...dreaming about!"





Yes,  the Biofilm Community Members...

...have a 'respiration rate!'




There are still many things in the mouth that...

we don't understand!




"That handsome new guy joining our team...

...I'm going to make him Love Me!"








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These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!

Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities: "Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of  our Best Hygienists......