Dental Hygiene Wars!...By Dr. Ralph Winge
Friday, August 28, 2026
These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!
Friday, August 21, 2026
Defeating The Oral Enemy...Many Times ...Takes A Team!
“That’s Good! I’ll keep them occupied…
...While You all...

"I'm tired after
"My Fire and Acids
Friday, August 14, 2026
For Our Mental Health And Wealth...We Must Vacation!
Sound Of Music?"
"Let Me See!...
For My Good Health...
Should I
or to the
Friday, August 7, 2026
In Your Dental Operatory...Is Reality...In Your Mind...Or...In Front Of Your Eyes!
Sometimes...don't believe your 'lying' eyes!:
This Hygienist is in a
Luxurious Dream and..
...refuses to wake up!
The pathogenicity of this
microbial subset
is unknown...and we hope for the best!
"Millions of my 'cousins' populate your mouth
...so you better be nice!"
"The Dental Office I work at just closed down!...
...Now...as soon as I get home...I'm going to...
...get on LinkedIn...and network!"
I'm almost through with all of those
bacteria drunk on high fructose corn syrup!
Thursday, July 30, 2026
On Your Time Off...Don't Act Like A Hygienist!
Humans are multi faceted...so act like it:
"Don't ask me about my job...
...I'm Busy!"
Can Bacteria respond to
their Dreams?
"I have been riding this
same route to my job at the...
local Dental Hygiene School!"
“Hey, you Guys, hold me while I get...
a closer Look!”
"It's my Attitude...
...that saves me every time!
Thursday, July 23, 2026
Is It What You Love...Or...Who You Love?
All that's fair in these wars...is Love:
"There's a new guy joining
our Team on the front lines...and...
...I want him to Love Me!"
"I swear that
when I get back to Base...
...I'ma get
what I've been...
...dreaming about!"
Yes, the Biofilm Community Members...
...have a 'respiration rate!'
There are still many things in the mouth that...
we don't understand!
"That handsome new guy joining our team...
...I'm going to make him Love Me!"
These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!
Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities: "Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of our Best Hygienists......
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But make no mistake!...They are the Enemy! "Yes!... This is a 'Great Day' for Dental Plaque Biofilm! Our Numbers have conquer...
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In the 'Mud of the Mouth' is ...'where it all happens!' “Well, what do you know! ... I wiped all of them out... ... for ...
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Some days are easy, and some days are (expletive!): "My new Cavitron Tips just made My Day Super Easy!" Now this Hygienist says,...






























