Hygienists Should Have Their Own TV Shows!

These Hygiene Wars are morbidly entertaining:

 

"Hey I'm Adding Entertainment to the Annual 

'Best Bacteria' 

Awards Banquet!"

“This Patient’s Mouth is like the Wild Wild West! 

And We have to 

Kick Out the ‘Bio Riff Raff!”

“Headquaters!...This is the Captain 

of the PDL Strike Force, 

and 

sorry to say that we’re being overrun... 

by the Infectors!”

“Of all of the Parts of Discarded Cells to eat…

...The Nucleolus is My Favorite!"

“OMGosh!...There’s Food for Years in this 

...Dirty Mouth!”

"There You Are!...

Merry Christmas!...

You're...

...The Best Present!"

The Real Reason

for the Season?...

...Why...It's

The Birth of Our Lord, Of Course!...

Will Pharmceuticals Ever Be The Best Treatment Option?

We have medicines up the ying yang, but...plaque's still here:

"I invented this mouth aerosol that's 

sweet smelling and bacteriostatic!"

"Now, with the secret serum that you all 

have in the box in front of you...

all you need to do is swab some on the gums and 

the bacteria's gone...

...just like that!"

Researchers are trying to 

kill a gingival foreign gingival species that 

has an indestructible metallic nanocoating, 

but they...

can't seem to neutralize it!

"I used this the last Time 

those 

actinomyces attacked Us!”

"I come to this

Gingival Salad Bar everyday!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

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Can You Believe It?...That Bacterium Just Cursed Out The Hygienist!

You don't want to be a 'Punk in your Profession!:'

“You can 

Call Me…

...streptococcus ausskickus!

Once microbes get inside the capillaries...

...watch out!

“Now that We 

have these 

Pretty Ladies Cornered, 

My Brothers!...

...It’s…

...Feeding Time!”

 “My Bacterial Orthodontist says that 

My Skeletal Bite Relationship is 

‘Highly Unusual,’ and that 

She won’t touch Me...

...or My Case...

...with a Ten Foot Pole!”

“I’m off the Clock, now…

...And this is how...

 I like to ‘Kick It!’”

“In comes 'Fermentable Carbohydrates' 

from the Diet, 

And 

Out Comes Plaque Acids 

and 

Other Associated  ________  !”

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.

Make All Of The Plaque Bacteria Sorry That...They Were Born!

Many Hygienists I know giggle when they 'vaporize' the Enemy:

"These approaching 

'Biofilm Hooligans'

will...



..know what hit them!"






"I Love Hunting!...

...in the Biofilm Forest!

I usually 

'go it alone,'

so that

I don't have to save 

anybody

in this Ravaged,

God-forsaken Place!

I survive and 

live by my Wits,

and my Instincts,

and my Luck!

But, 

back at Base...

I really like to

see Doctor Hollywood's 

Eyes Light Up

when I

tell Him about My Adventures!"

"Hey, Guys!...Grab what you can

and

run back to

the Crevices!"










"Yes...I'm an Expert at the



One, Two, Chop, Chop, Chop!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.

When You Become A Casualty...Will You Be Remembered?

You never know if you'll...even make it to Lunch Time:

"To neutralize that Mob...

I'm gonna need...

...all my  S___!"

"My Separated Eyes give Me an…    

…Unmatched Stereoscopic Perspective!”

“Why, I’ve been working the ‘Nocturnal Shift for... 

...Five Years now!”

“Come to think of it… 

...Who’s 

...Side are you on anyway?”

“If I can only Survive this…   

…Decalcification Cyclone!”

“Do You Hygienists 

have… 

 …Any Last Wishes?”

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.

In These Wars...Don't Be...Day-Dreaming!

If you want to make it out alive...act like it!:

 

"Never do things...

...half heartedly!"

"I got an A on...

...my Practical!"

"My Brothers and Sisters!...

...Our Sector is now...

...Free of Hygienists!"

This Coccus Bacterium is

Resting

...with a Full Stomach!

This Guy says,

"Hi there! Can I buy you Lunch?"

"I'm seeing my Hygienist in 30 minutes,

...so I gotta..."

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.