Sometimes, you gotta let them know who's Boss!:
"If you don't brush and floss like I tell you to... I'ma..
...KYA!"
"This Sword/Scaler
is from
the Medieval Times!"
"...And then...Dr. Report...
whispered into My Ear..."
"In the Sulcus Cafe, it's
'all you can eat!'
And...
...that's just what I do!"
"I must cut
that
carious predatorus wingeulus
Bacterium
into Pieces...now!...
...before It's too late!"
"Yes...my Great Uncle
is the
Prince of
Inchantedlandia!...
...Prince Cyril von Weidenhoffen de Letterfrausen!"
"Doctor Report!...
...I'd like to volunteer for the
Committee that's Planning
'World Dental History Month'...
...this Coming April!"
"I can't believe it!
...Eight of my Best
Hygienist Friends
have been
Taken Hostage by
actinomyces viscosus!"