If You Meet An Oral Bacteria's Big Brother...Walking Down The Street...Run!

 

The Beasts of the Oral Microbiome take orders...from No One:

“Now…Does Anyone  Else…   

…Have Anymore Questions?”

“You’re Out of My Mouth…

…and Out of My Life!...  

…You  ________________n’   Microbe!”

“Why does Everyone…

...I mean Everyone….   

…say that… 

 …I Suck!”

“For Your Information….  

….I Live In the…Aqueous…   

…Part of Saliva!”

"I want the Person, 

whose Mouth 

I'm in 

to

Eat Some More Candy!"

"Queen Hygienist!...I am not Worthy...

of this Mighty Sword, but...

I will Give My

Most Valiant Effort 

In Battle!"

"We’ve been riding this 

Marginal Ridge

 for a while now, 

and 

there’s no Sign of them!...  

…Let’s Turn and 

go ‘Gingival'

at this Next Line Angle!"...

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Don't Be A Casualty Of These...'Forever Battles!

 

...Or you'll be the first in your Dental Office to get knocked back and knocked out!:

"They're lobbing 

'explosive Chunks of Calculus' at us!'...

...Get outta there!"

"I'm going to Ulcerate me some

Epithelium!"







"Chomp!...

There!...

I just bit a piece

off of that

Hygienist's Glove!...Yeah!"












"That's it, you Hygienist!...

Bring your

Digit a little closer...!"





"As long as I'm around

you'll never



take my Patient's tooth

away!"





"I'm fresh out of

Dental School,

and I'm



'Ready To Rock!'"





"Crap!...I still have a ways to go

before I reach the



Dento-Enamel Junction!"

This new 'Cytoplasmic Giant' is about to

spell 'Doom' to millions of mouths!

Have Those Resistant Strains Made You Mad Yet?

 

Some days are easy, and some days are (expletive!):

"My new Cavitron Tips

just made My Day




Super Easy!"

Now this Hygienist says,

"With My New Weapon...

I'm going to...

Fight Monsters with Monsters!"

"I'm not a Bacterium...

I'm just a Viron...

Just passing through

and

Checking out The Action!"

"Which do you find worse?...

...My...

Bite or My Breath?"







"I'm so glad that the Suction is

taking those 'Critters' away!"






"Dang!...I'm throwing everything

at those Plaque Germs,

including, now...



...the 'Kitchen Sink!"






"Hey, Hygienist!...

...can you step inside my mouth?

I'd like to show you

a Molar that

Needs Your Attention!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Is Your Armamentarium Defective?

 

Do you want to discombobulate plaque, or give it a message?:

"We need to send these new 'crobials back!...The seals...

...are compromised!"

"So, heliobacter...

...you're back for more Punishment?"

"I'll shoot in the middle of its Mass and...

...It'll all Blow Up!"

"We're fighting Plaque from the Days, 

and the Mouths 

of the People of

the Roman Empire!"

"Plaque can't stop My...

Secret Weapon!"

"When I stay real still...they

Always Miss!"