Who can you blame if you put your hand in there and pull back a nub?:
"Take Me to
Your
'Queen Hygienist!'...
...Now!"
"Damn Hygienist!...Get..

in My Mouth!"
“My Vacation Ends Tomorrow, but,
My Respite
has given Me
Ideas on
'Advancing the Efficacies'
of My Microbial Therapies!”
“I don’t turn Bacteria into Stone...
I turn Them...

...into Calculus!”
“I am from the Far East Contingent of ‘Battle Hygienists!...
and...
I am sharing
‘Kung Fu Curretage Techniques!”
'Hurry up
and Hop on!...
We're getting
out of this
'Inflammatory Wasteland!"