Thursday, November 27, 2025

Fight Tooth, Nail...And Scaler!

 


They don't fight fair and neither should we:





Dang!...

There are so many

that

after I

run out

of ammo

I'll need to



Roll Up My Sleeves

and

Strike Manually!"







This Battle Deep

in the Embrasures

ends Badly

for all involved

because



Total Destruction

is

Everywhere!








"I now have some of the 

'Latest and Best'

Equipment to Rid Us

of all Oral 

Pathogens!...

But...



...if I wipe

all of them out...

...Forever...


...won't I be Out Of A Job?"






“All of those Hygienists Ran Away!...   

…But...That's Okay!…  

…I’m…   


…Melting all Their Equipment!?”








“I think I’ll keep sitting 

in the front row 

of my Hygiene Class, 

because, 

I think that 


Doctor Report Likes it when I do!”





Friday, November 21, 2025

Bacteria Not Only Fight Against Us...They Fight Against Each Other!

 

In this world...it's every Species for themselves!:





"It's the Rods against

the Cocci!






"When you don't brush for a whole week,

you'll be...

...surprised at what Grows!"









"That's Right!...One...

less Hygienist!"









"Next, I'm using...

the 'Crank' Method!"







  All Threats...To The...Smile Complex...Are Eliminated...

...In 'Quick Succession!'"...





















Thursday, November 13, 2025

Morbidity And Mortality...Are...Just Part Of The Job!




Who can you blame if you put your hand in there and pull back a nub?:






"Take Me to

Your 

'Queen Hygienist!'...


...Now!"








"Damn Hygienist!...Get..



in My Mouth!"






“My Vacation Ends Tomorrow, but,

My Respite 

has given Me 

Ideas on 

'Advancing the Efficacies'


 of My Microbial Therapies!”









“I don’t turn Bacteria into Stone...

I turn Them...



...into Calculus!”







“I am from the Far East Contingent of ‘Battle Hygienists!...

and...


I am sharing 


‘Kung Fu Curretage Techniques!”







'Hurry up

and Hop on!...

We're getting

out of this


'Inflammatory Wasteland!"







Friday, November 7, 2025

Kick Them Out Of Their...'Home Sweet Home!'

 


Dental Plaque is the 'Neighbor From Hell!'





"Mossier!...They are

trying to push us back!...



I'll have to call



Odontoclast!"






"Good, Mossifer...

I



always could

depend on you!...

Wait...who is that!"...





"Bacteria Boys...

I am



Your

Worst Nightmare!"






“I just finished off those Plaque Bacteria that 


tried to mount a Rear Attack!”










"Swimming in this Sulcular Sludge



is Great!"











Fight Tooth, Nail...And Scaler!

  They don't fight fair and neither should we: Dang!... There are so many that after I run out of ammo I'll need to Roll Up My Sleev...