Let's Overcome Dental Plaque With The Effects Of Our Sheer Numbers!

 

Dental Hygiene War Schools are needed now more than ever!







"Hygienists are There...There...There..and There!



...I'm Trapped!"






"Ever since that

'Biofilm Exudate'

gave me

Conjunctivitis,

I 'Double' My

Universal Precautions!"

"You can never 

Like Me...

as much as

I Like You!"

"Now, 

I can 

Debride the 

Embrasures with

100% Efficacy!"

"Yes...I did get

some 

New Veneers...

...and, Yes...

Guys are Following Me All

Over The Beach!"

Don't Feed The Animals In Your...'Oral Zoo!'

 

If you don't cause any trouble...there won't be any:

"I smell fresh carbohydrates

in this Sulcus!...

...Yippee Kayea!

"Oh  ____!...

I've never



Seen So Many

of Them Like This!"

"After I hurry

and

finish writing 

what those Bacteria

Did to You Guys,

I’ma Go Back in there for You

And 

'Smack 'um Down!'"

"That Bacteria...

that want to make

...'Sewers' 

out of People's Mouths...

...well...

...Let's see Them

Come through Me!"

"Come On, My Sword!...

....It's Now Or Never!"

"My Colleagues

are Calling Me!...For Backup!...

I'ma

'Burn Rubber,'

and Air,

to get there...Now!"...

"There's a 'Hygienist Only Party' tonight 

an I am going to...

get Crazy!"

Bacteria Are Never...'Warm And Fuzzy!'

 

Oral Pathogens must be neutralized...by 'hook or by crook!'

"First,

I lull them into

a trance

with a Contiguous Motion,

Then,

I give the Hygienists

a

Paralyzing Stare...

...and then...I...

...Strike With No Mercy!"

“War Paint helps me to   

Meditate and Focus!”

"I sit still like a Rock...

...and when they pass Me,

and they least expect it...

I Bite Them Good!"

“This Sniper Shot… 

...is gonna be Tricky!”

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Don't You Dare...Turn Your Back On Them!

 

They 'plot and scheme' behind your back:

“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…  

...Excites Me the Most!"

"I'm going to sit in

front of the class to make

Professor Hollywood Report...

...notice me!"

“Only the Bacteria 

'carious predators wingeulus'

leaves tracks like this!”

“The ‘Heat Of The Battle’…   

…Excites Me The Most, too!”

"We have saved each other's...

...lives...multiple times!"

"Aaaarrrrggghh!...

The Hygienist I just 

swallowed is 

giving Me the Burps!"

"I ain't lyin'!

That Bacterium's so Vicious that...

...they...

...took off part of her finger!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!