Thursday, January 29, 2026

If You Kick All 'They _ _ _ _ _'...You Don't Need To Take 'No Names!'




You too, can become a Legend!:





Today's whole mouth 'Microbe Elimination'...

...will be...



...one for the Record Books!"




"You should get

real close to me...

...and...




'Check Me Out!"




"I'm working on

getting more training

so that I can have

more Weapons for My Belt

to use in 'The Wars!'"





“I’m against the Host Cells, and I’m against the Bacteria!…  

…So…

...I have to…  




…‘Watch My Back’ and My Front!”





"That's it!...



...Stick and Move...Stick and Move!"




"Yes!...Love's

got Me...


...Going in Circles!"







For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.



Thursday, January 22, 2026

Don't Walk In The Operatory Scared!... Fight Back!...




We must stop them from terrorizing our mouths!:







This graphic of the microbe carious predatorus wingeulus 

has been swiftly classified as


an 'Oral Bacterial Terrorist!'




"Okay...Provotella...


...Let's Rock!"


This recital is called 'An Ode to


Biofilm Diversity!'




The 'Dance of the Cocci' before they go on a

gum-devouring spree!



"Dr. Ohla Orala, the Billionaire from Madagascar just called...and...

...she needs you for a Dental Emergency!



"..._ _ _ _ !...Now this War...


...is Personal!"





Friday, January 16, 2026

Have The Best Battle Plan Against The Enemy!









It's better to be safe than injured...or worse!:








"Hi, Ladies...I'm New 

to The Team here!


Are there any Battle Pointers 

that You can 

Give Me?





"The only Thing that We 

can say 

is that

We Stick Together

All The Time!

And we have 

Each other's Backs!...

Tell us...



Do You Know Your Way

around the Maxilla

and Mandible?'




"Sort of!

...I'm Fresh out 

The 


Hygiene Academy!"








"Well,

since you are New...


We suggest that for 

Everyone's

Best Protection

in the Battlefield..."









"...It might be 

Best to Stay


in a 

'Tightly-Sandwiched Formation'

Between Us!"












"Well, if that's 

what it takes...

I salute


"Yes, Sirs!...

...I mean...

Yes, Mams!"...








For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.







Friday, January 9, 2026

That's It!...Be Plaque's Worst Enemy!

 



Hit Plaque so hard that its offspring will be scared of you!:






"Nambulor!

The Humans are

trying to

locate us



with their

'Pe-uny'

Stain


Technique!




"Don't worry, Mossifer!

I have some thing

up my



many sleeves!...

I'm 

'Making It Rain,' right now!"









"Oh,  _  _  _  _ !

That Plaque's 'raining down'


too strong!...I need help!"









"Don't worry, Hygiene Sister!...

I got


your Back!...and...

I brought a

Fellow Soldier,



named 'Bismuth!'"





Thursday, January 1, 2026

Be A SwashBuckler...With Your Scalers!

 


Put fear in the hearts of that bacteria with flamboyantly destructive methods:






"My Friends told me

not to

Go On A Date

with Hollywood,

but I did...

...and...



I'm glad I didn't

Listen To Them!"





"I use the Same Degrees of


Skill and Grace

and Exacting Refinement


when I Dance

and when I


'SRP!'"









"Red Blood Cells...

White Blood Cells...

Antibodies...

I'm an



'Equal Opportunity Devourer!'"







“Careful, My Dear!...

The Sulcus out There… 


…is a Dangerous Place, Indeed!”



'World's Best Sweets Of The Week'...By Dr. Winge



World Dental History Month 2026










The Oral Microbiome Is ...'Mean!'...And They Want You To Retire Early!

If they get rid of even one Hygienist, that's  more gums and flesh for them to eat!: “This new Antibiotic has me  too Dizzy!” The New Co...