The Oral Microbiome Is ...'Mean!'...And They Want You To Retire Early!

If they get rid of even one Hygienist, that's 

more gums and flesh for them to eat!:

“This new Antibiotic has me 

too Dizzy!”

The New Contingent of Military Hygienists is about 

as Dangerous as They come!

"Secret Agent Hollywood Report!...

There are going to be some duplicitous Spies at 

your Party!...

So, 

while you unsuspecting people are Partying...

I'll be on the Lookout!"

These nefarious bacteria have just entered a micro hole in 

the Hygienist's glove!

"Dr. Report gets 

Lost in Space,

and lost at Sea, but

He is not a 

...Lost Cause!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

One Hygienist Told Me That She...Sleeps With One Eye Open!

 

You just can't let bacteria live and let live!:

A Hygienist fell out of her chair when she...

saw this crawling across the tongue!

“Yes!...   

...Look at Me!...

…I’ve been abandoned 

by My Colleagues in this 

Forsaken Peridontium 

for Fifteen Years!”

"Want some of...

...This?"

The Oral Biome gives a whole new meaning to...

...going dark!

Strep mutans...

...wants you to splurge!...Now!

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

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Will We Still Be A Force To Reckon With In 50 Years?

We continue to need a 'fresh crop of Hygienist Soldiers' 

to keep the Profession solid:

"How long have I been a... 

Dental Warrior?...Well..."

"Holy Calculus!...

How'd those

Hygienists get in Here!"

"I'm a new 'AI'

Tooth Fairy with

Space-Age

Carbon Fibers!"

“Now that We’ve established some Electromagnetic Bonding, 

our Mucopolysaccharide Walls 

of Protection 

will be up and running 

in No Time!”

“That should take care if this infestation…  

…for a Week!”

“I’m a New Born Bacteria!...  

…Hip Hip Hooray!”

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2026!

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

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