Humans are multi faceted...so act like it:
"Don't ask me about my job...
...I'm Busy!"
Can Bacteria respond to
their Dreams?
"I have been riding this
same route to my job at the...
local Dental Hygiene School!"
“Hey, you Guys, hold me while I get...
a closer Look!”
"It's my Attitude...
...that saves me every time!
All that's fair in these wars...is Love:
"There's a new guy joining
our Team on the front lines...and...
...I want him to Love Me!"
"I swear that
when I get back to Base...
...I'ma get
what I've been...
...dreaming about!"
Yes, the Biofilm Community Members...
...have a 'respiration rate!'
There are still many things in the mouth that...
we don't understand!
"That handsome new guy joining our team...
...I'm going to make him Love Me!"
Those dirty microbes are rude, disrespectful, and they need their _______:
"Which 'Crazy Hygienist'
dares Enter
Into My
Lower Left Quadrant Lair?!"
"Hollywood!...
...That was the Office calling,
saying,
"Can you come back early
from Your Caribbean Vacation...
Some of the Staff
Called in Sick!"
I left My Phone At Home!""
"Let's '
'Hit Them Where It Hurts!'
...let's
'Torch' their
Dental Hygiene School!"
tell her to ‘Back Off!’”
"I just won The 'Hygienist Of The Year' Award
but
“This Patient’s Mouth is like the Wild Wild West!
And We have to
“Headquaters!...This is the Captain
of the PDL Strike Force,
and
sorry to say that we’re being overrun...
“Of all of the Parts of Discarded Cells to eat…
...The Nucleolus is My Favorite!"
“OMGosh!...There’s Food for Years in this
...Dirty Mouth!”
"There You Are!...
Merry Christmas!...
You're...
...The Best Present!"
The Real Reason
for the Season?...
...Why...It's
The Birth of Our Lord, Of Course!...
We have medicines up the ying yang, but...plaque's still here:
"I invented this mouth aerosol that's
sweet smelling and bacteriostatic!"
"Now, with the secret serum that you all
have in the box in front of you...
all you need to do is swab some on the gums and
the bacteria's gone...
...just like that!"
Researchers are trying to
kill a gingival foreign gingival species that
has an indestructible metallic nanocoating,
but they...
can't seem to neutralize it!
"I used this the last Time
those
Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities: "Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of our Best Hygienists......
