Hygienists Should Have Their Own TV Shows!

These Hygiene Wars are morbidly entertaining:

 

"Hey I'm Adding Entertainment to the Annual 

'Best Bacteria' 

Awards Banquet!"

“This Patient’s Mouth is like the Wild Wild West! 

And We have to 

Kick Out the ‘Bio Riff Raff!”

“Headquaters!...This is the Captain 

of the PDL Strike Force, 

and 

sorry to say that we’re being overrun... 

by the Infectors!”

“Of all of the Parts of Discarded Cells to eat…

...The Nucleolus is My Favorite!"

“OMGosh!...There’s Food for Years in this 

...Dirty Mouth!”

"There You Are!...

Merry Christmas!...

You're...

...The Best Present!"

The Real Reason

for the Season?...

...Why...It's

The Birth of Our Lord, Of Course!...

Will Pharmceuticals Ever Be The Best Treatment Option?

We have medicines up the ying yang, but...plaque's still here:

"I invented this mouth aerosol that's 

sweet smelling and bacteriostatic!"

"Now, with the secret serum that you all 

have in the box in front of you...

all you need to do is swab some on the gums and 

the bacteria's gone...

...just like that!"

Researchers are trying to 

kill a gingival foreign gingival species that 

has an indestructible metallic nanocoating, 

but they...

can't seem to neutralize it!

"I used this the last Time 

those 

actinomyces attacked Us!”

"I come to this

Gingival Salad Bar everyday!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

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