Thursday, June 25, 2026

Can You Believe It?...That Bacterium Just Cursed Out The Hygienist!



You don't want to be a 'Punk in your Profession!:'





“You can 

Call Me…


...streptococcus ausskickus!







Once microbes get inside the capillaries...


...watch out!








“Now that We 

have these 

Pretty Ladies Cornered, 

My Brothers!...

...It’s…


...Feeding Time!”





 “My Bacterial Orthodontist says that 

My Skeletal Bite Relationship is 


‘Highly Unusual,’ and that 


She won’t touch Me...

...or My Case...


...with a Ten Foot Pole!”




“I’m off the Clock, now…

...And this is how...

 I like to ‘Kick It!’”





“In comes 'Fermentable Carbohydrates' 

from the Diet, 

And 

Out Comes Plaque Acids 

and 

Other Associated  ________  !”






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Thursday, June 18, 2026

Make All Of The Plaque Bacteria Sorry That...They Were Born!





Many Hygienists I know giggle when they 'vaporize' the Enemy:




"These approaching 

'Biofilm Hooligans'

will...



..know what hit them!"






"I Love Hunting!...


...in the Biofilm Forest!

I usually 

'go it alone,'

so that


I don't have to save 

anybody

in this Ravaged,

God-forsaken Place!


I survive and 

live by my Wits,

and my Instincts,

and my Luck!


But, 

back at Base...

I really like to

see Doctor Hollywood's 

Eyes Light Up

when I


tell Him about My Adventures!"







"Hey, Guys!...Grab what you can

and

run back to

the Crevices!"










"Yes...I'm an Expert at the



One, Two, Chop, Chop, Chop!"










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Thursday, June 11, 2026

When You Become A Casualty...Will You Be Remembered?





You never know if you'll...even make it to Lunch Time:








"To neutralize that Mob...

I'm gonna need...


...all my  S___!"








"My Separated Eyes give Me an…    



…Unmatched Stereoscopic Perspective!”





“Why, I’ve been working the ‘Nocturnal Shift for... 


...Five Years now!”






“Come to think of it… 

...Who’s 


...Side are you on anyway?”







“If I can only Survive this…   


…Decalcification Cyclone!”






“Do You Hygienists 

have… 


 …Any Last Wishes?”




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Friday, June 5, 2026

In These Wars...Don't Be...Day-Dreaming!





If you want to make it out alive...act like it!:



 

"Never do things...

...half heartedly!"



"I got an A on...

...my Practical!"






"My Brothers and Sisters!...

...Our Sector is now...


...Free of Hygienists!"




This Coccus Bacterium is

Resting


...with a Full Stomach!




This Guy says,


"Hi there! Can I buy you Lunch?"



"I'm seeing my Hygienist in 30 minutes,


...so I gotta..."




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These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!

Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities: "Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of  our Best Hygienists......