Use The Best Protection...In Love...And In War!

It's You...or the Enemy!...Somebody's...'Goin' Down!'

“That Plaque put a hole in My Glove!...  

..And…   

…Now…

...I’m Pissed!”

"Do You have any 

Soy Sauce?...

...I just Caught

a Hygienist!"

“There are too many ‘Pools of Peridex’ here…

...I’m 

going to another Sulcus!”

I’ve been waiting for someone 

to come and Kiss Me 

so that I can 

turn into a Handsome Prince!”

The Small Round Cocci Bacteria are 

'just itching' 

to invade 

as soon as it gets dark!

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

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Remember The Hygienists...Who Started This Profession!

Let's pay Respect and Homage to those who cleared the way for us:

“There are 10 Openings 

for Doctor Report’s 

Dentexa 

Personal Digital Dental Assistant Team 

coming up and... 

...I have to make the Cut!”

“This Laser Sterilization of the Gingival Sulcus...  

...Always gets Me going!

“This First Day as a 

Hygienist in the Zoomeria Cluster 

wasn’t Bad at All!”

“With these new Antimocrobial Pellets, 

I’m gonna…  

…mow those Suckas Down!”

"This Outfit is from my 

Ancestor Hygienists!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.

Hey...Wait!...Are...Genetically-Modified Oral Bacteria...Here Already?...

On the battlefield watch your back...and 

watch your fingers...they bite!

"This broken piece of Perio probe...

...tastes delicious...huh, guys?"

"Hi!...I'm the Bacterium

tyrannosaurus microsmallum,

and

I traded DNA Genes with a

'robobacterium blasthemup!'...

Now,

for the Next 

Hygienist I see,

it's gonna be

'Real Curtains, Baby!"

"OMGosh!...

Is that the New Bacterial Species

coming over the

Marginal Ridge right now?...

The dreaded,

tyrannosaurus microsmallum?...

Sheeeeee!

I'm

'Calling for Back Up!"

"I'm here 

all alone

in this Deep and

Dark Sulcus!...

Wait!...Is that

Something... 

calling out My Name?...

I'm keeping 

My Eyes Peeled...

and My Scaler,

'Super Ready!'"

"My Comrades!

I just 

had a 

'Big Scrap' 

with a

tyrannosaurus microsmallum!...

...Please...I warn You!...

...Wear Double or Triple

Protection!"

"All I can say

about this

Person's

'Food-Filled, Dirty Mouth'...

...is...

...'So Many Gums And Teeth!...

...So Little Time!'"

This One

better not Break

...Like The Last One!"

"Hey, Wait!...You Guys!...

Do these Things We're After...

Shoot Back?"

Does Bad Breath Help...Or Hurt...Oral Bacteria?

Diabolical is...what Diabolical does:

"Please...Master of the Mouth...

I need You to



Feed Me more Sugars!...Now!..."






"When I

Graduate from

Dental Hygiene University,

I'm going to

throw the Best

Halloween and Zombie

 parties Ever!"

“The ‘Hot Breath’ 

of the Mouth 

of My Host,...

...and My Own

‘Hot Breath,’

Get Along Just Fine!

“Now…

...as soon as 

those Hygienists 

reach the abyss below Me…

...I’ll make 

Deadly ‘Boulders of Calculus’ … 

…’Rain Down Upon Them!’”

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.

The Bugs These Days...Act Like A...Bunch Of...Gangsters!

The 'Beasts of the Biome' aren't bound to any Code of War Conduct:

“That’s It!...You Leader 

...of the ‘Tray-Seven PDL Gangsters’…  

…A Little More…

...This...Way!”

This Bacterium is...

Scoping out new territory!

“Hey, Doctor Danny Dentation!..

I just tried out Your New Custom Canine Veneers…and…

I must say…that 

They Work Perfectly!

I have My Whole Army…

…Under My ‘Trailer!’”

"With the Cold Weather

that's coming...

...you won't even feel

My Sting!"

"This is My 

'Meditative Space' 

under the Operculum 

in the back of

#32!...

And to keep this Private...

I tell No One 

about It!"

“Just a couple more Minutes…   

…and… 

…They’ll all be gone!”…

"All of my patients today were...

...so rude!...I'm glad I'm off!"

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.