Friday, September 12, 2025

Oral Plaque Has Been In The Mouth Of Man...Since We First Evolved!...

 




But make no mistake!...They are the Enemy!





"Yes!...

This is a 'Great Day'

for Dental Plaque


Biofilm!

Our Numbers

have



conquered and destroyed

Billions of Mouths!

And our March

shall never cease!"






"Yeah, Boss...

We gonna kick some 'A-A!'



We gonna kick some 'A-A!'...Hey...Trilapede!

How ya like makin'

all that

inflammation

in 'Dem Moufs?'"




'"It's a sore



for sight eyes, My Man!...

Yo!...

Kaskala!...

What cha doin'?"




"Trilapede!...I'm

making



a Dental


Infection!...

Get this!...

Our 'Microbial Mansion'


and Community

are exuding waste products

at



even Faster Rates!

Pretty soon our next victim

will

suffer our

'Most Ugly'


Consequences!"






Friday, September 5, 2025

Will You Survive Your Next...'Clinical War?'

 


Don't take your next 'Bacterial Bloodbath' for granted:






"ORAL HYGIENE ALERT!"



"This patient went to

bed without brushing!


And now...there's

'Periodontal Hell To Pay!'

I've got to



call in some Reinforcements!"...






"I'm here



to help!"








"So



am I!"





"Here they come!...

We must



Overcome!"






Now the Fierce Battle

starts

within the



Periodontal Sulcus!




And the Microbial

Monsters

are



Too Strong

and too

Numerous in Number!

Plus,

they just changed

their DNA/RNA

Profiles

into something



we've never seen before!...


Like...they now have

a



One-two-three Punch!




Now, 

the Dentist, Dr. Report, comes on


the scene!







"I shall  'Telepath'



some others to help us!"




But this battle may be turning...too



late!






Oh, Wow!...

Now there

are

Friends coming



to the rescue!








"Out of the way,

You Guys...

I'm dropping some



'Lethals!'




And boy...

do those Friendlies


Come Out Swinging!



And after using some

of the latest Antibiotics...

this can be heard:



"Oh no!...

We're...



Disintegrating!


















Friday, August 29, 2025

Yes!...Some Patients Have...The Dreaded...'Breaths!'

 

Some Clients put the 'hel' in Halitosis:




"I'm ready to investigate...

all Sulcular Threats!"





“OMGosh!…It Smells Like…   

…Bad Breath In Here!”  







“Hey, Guys!...

...Let’s follow these blood vessels until 

we get to the Heart!...

...Then...

...We’ll hit the Jackpot!




“This happens to me every time 

My Host...


...sees his Girlfriend!”






"I finished at the Top of My Class...But...

I won't hesitate to...


...'Go Deep!'"



Friday, August 15, 2025

Hygienists...You Don't Expect Plaque To Welcome You With Open Arms...Do You?



You are persona non grata to Microbes;





Hey!...

This is My Area!...

Get that...









































Toothbrush Out!"






"There's Millions of Bacteria

Down there!...

It'll take me

at least



three Appointments to

Annihilate Them!"








"Me?...Oh I just...


Hang from the Maxillary Rafters!"






"I Never take

Any Prisoners...Wait!...


...Am I supposed to?"






"My Hygiene Classmates!...Oh No!..



...Plaque 'Don't Play!'"



"Of course we must be ruthless!...

What...

...kind of question is that?"















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Friday, August 8, 2025

Food...Especially Sugars... Drive Those ...Plaque Monsters...Crazy!

 


I like a full stomach like everybody else...

...but there's a 'price to be paid!'






This is the food 

that is going to

cause Today's

Dental 


Hygiene Wars!

And the Consumer won't be 

'Cleaning The Mouth'

for a while!

Bacteria will


just love it!







"Yes!... and...

remember...


Don't Fire 

until 

You see

the

"Reds Of Their Eyes!"...








"Dang!...They

want me to

take care of

All of This 


Destruction Myself?"







"Seek Out The Target

That you Desire...Now!...


...My Precious Arrow!"







"I'm flying down

through the



Interdental Spaces and



I'm going to

Strike the Enemy



in it's 'Cell Divison Weak Spot'



Right...Now!"











For all Photos and Gifs seen here, no copyright infringement is intended.




Friday, August 1, 2025

Don't Hate The Patients...Hate The Germs!...

 

Sometimes, you just have to 'Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants!':






..."Yes!...Just a couple of more Spins

of My Magic Wand,

and


...Here it is!...

My Sword...for

the




Hygiene Wars!...Yay!"...








"Personally,

I hate Your Dental Biofilm...

And I think that

we should 


Just 'Nuke' it!"






"Get 'Locked and Loaded'

for those 'Adversaries,'

not necessarily with bullets, but


with the 

'Best Offensive Sword

Known To


Man!'...The

Tooth-pasted


Toothbrush!"



"But Remember...


Waste Not...Want Not!"




"Yes!... You're 

on the


Path to Victory!"







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