Friday, February 28, 2025

On Dental Plaque's Turf...There's No 'Safe Place!'...

 



You better come Ready...and...Appropriately Armed:





It's True!

Two Hygienists

in the Metaverse...


can Fall in Love!





"For some reason, I

still feel that


this is not enough!"






Hey, Biofilm....

I'm your


New Boss!"




"Anyone want to check out

my...

'Gum Toxins?'"...





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Friday, February 21, 2025

Don't Hate The Job...Hate The Bacteria!

 


In School we are taught how to attack Plaque, but...

...in the Real World...

...you're on your own!:





"Swift Agility Exercises always...

make the Difference!"




"Hello!...This is 

Oral eBot 6-65!...Calling In!

Everything's all clear...

...in this Embrasure!...

...Over and Out!"





"This new Dye Shows Me...

...all of the Microbes Down here...

...and...


I better get out of Here!"






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Friday, February 14, 2025

Scaling and Root Planing Are Just Going To...Make Them More Angry!

 

Just remember, when you retire for the day, 

and when you retire from your Profession,

the 'Gangsters Of The Oral Biome'

will always regroup and come back to Conquer!





"These Rains remind me

of the

Cytokine Storms

in the Sulci!"






"I'm the new Plaque Monster!...

...Bow Down!"





"I'ma move like this

at the


Hygienist's Party!"






"Every 'Swoosh' of my Sword...

takes out Dozens of Them!"




All Of The Manual Toothbrushing Methodologies Invented From 1932 to 2025!




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Friday, February 7, 2025

Look Out!...These Microbes Are Dangerous!

 


Practitioners!...Don't become a victim in these 'Forever Wars!




Some 'In The Trenches Scenes:




“OMGosh!...This Can’t Be!...My Patient, 


who is a Computer Programmer, 


has 


Mouth Bacteria that are somehow trying to 

develop and incorporate 

A.I. 

‘Tactics and Tendencies’ 

in their War against Us…probably from the ‘

'Digital Thought and Awareness' 

Molecules 

circulating in his 

Cerebral Sinal Fluid and in his Bloodstream!” 







"As soon as that 'No-good Horde' comes around that

line angle corner...


...They're Toast!"







"Come one..


...come all!..Ha Ha!"





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Friday, January 31, 2025

Check Your Treatment Rooms For...Microbial Dangers...Before Entering!

 


Beware of...Biological Occupational Hazards:





"This is going to be Easy!...

I can 

Swallow All Of Those

'Pip-Squeeks'


in one Gulp!"






Hey!... Is this one 

a Friend

or a 


Foe?







"Please...all of you injured in

the Dental Hygiene Wars...

...please come to

My Medical Tent,

so that we can



'Patch You Back Up' and

'Send You Back Out!'"






"I'll show them that 

my new weapon will leave...

Scaling and Root Planing...in the Dust!"







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Friday, January 24, 2025

Warning!...All Hygienists!

 

Dental Hygienists would be out of a job without

these oral microorganisms...but that doesn't mean that 

Bacteria are Loved!





Ladies and Gentlemen...

this is the 'Hard Rock'

Venue

where many of the 

Battles

of the Dental Hygiene Wars

take place!


Microbes can hide out,

with protections from Calculus,

and do their 

'Dastardly Deeds'

with Impunity!







"Yes, Doctor Periola!...

I'm in 

'Bacterial Extermination Mode!'

I dreamed that they 

Conquered Me

Last Night, 

so


I'm going to

'Make Them Pay!'"






"Bite and Move...

Bite and Move...

Forget those Hygienists!...

I'm doing it 

Just Like


Muhammed Ali Did!"







"This Patient 

needs to see me

more often!...

I'm


I'm up to

My Knees...in this!





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Friday, January 17, 2025

Dental Hygiene...Is A...Dangerous Profession!





Dental Hygienists are in a constant Battle 

with the nefarious germs of the Oral Biome!



Here are some scenes from their '...Perpetual Wars!':









“Hey, Germ of the Mouth!...


...Would you like to be…  

…Sliced Horizontally…or Vertically?”







"We're all Bacteria...


Dancing to the DJ Beat!"









“Boy!...I really need this…  



…’Break from the Action’ today!”















Those ‘Gingival Antibiotic Bombs’ 

come in real Handy!”






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