Everyday...You Don't Know What To Expect In The...Treatment Room!

 

Sometimes, I wonder why I wake up early and go in for this ____!

"Nobody Bothers 

Me 

because

My Sting Hurts 

Like There's No Tomorrow!"

"With My New Laser Contraption 

here,

I can

Vaporize hundreds of them at a time!...

But...

...there are Billions of them!

...It'll take me Years to get them all!

Shucks!...

...There's gotta be

a Better Way!"

“I’m throwing 

Lethal Doses 

at them 

of My 

EM Pulse Blasters!"

While 

'Diving Into A Furcation Involvement,

I've learned how to

Hold My Breath

for 90 seconds!"

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"I Got Student Loans To Pay Off!...So I Betta 'Keep On!'"

 

"I owe, I owe...so off to work I go!"

Please... 

brush all the time 

when you have braces...

or... 

the Bacteria will

Rearrange Your Face!"






"Sneak and eat!...

...This is how it's done!"

"My Dentist/Immunologist

used CRISPR on me

and

only Zombies want to be seen with Me!

I'ma 

Sue Him Good!"

"I'm going to keep on

Flossing, Brushing, and Rinsing

because

I don't want to

lose the

Dental Hygiene Wars

In My Mouth...For Sure!"

"Today's the last day before Vacation!...

...I'm...

...gonna relax and 

...see the sights, and...

and ride Blue Origin!

...Yeah!"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

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Dental Hygienists!...Beware!...

Airborne Microbes from us 

and our patients...are one thing, but

the Intra-Oral Wars...are

...just as serious!:

"Here are some

'Magic Bullet' Antibiotics!

And I've got Plenty!"

"I Love those 'Magic Bullets!'

...I'm Immune to them!

And besides...

...they taste good!"

"These Anti-Microbial Bullets

aren't hurting

that Microbe at all!

I'll take aim at that

carious predators wingeulus Bacterium

right 

next to him!"

"Okay Guys...

I know that we're 

new to the 

Clinic and all, 

but,

Let's show them

that,

even though we 

are surrounded...

'We Can Do it!'"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

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Microbes Of The Mouth Will Eat Anything They Find In...'The Hole!'

 

Microbes have mouths too...but...

...we won't go there:

"Yes!...

The 'Edible Remnants' of 

those Doughnuts

are

Just Over There!"

"I'm Experimenting 

with these 

containers of Effervescence!...

...The Targeted Microbes 

will consume 

this substance

and their 

normal metabolism will 

then Produce so much 'Gas,' 

...that...

...They'll...go...'Pop!'"

"Soldiers!...The Enemy

is just over 

the Next 

Marginal Ridge!...

...Remember...

We Fight To Win!...And...

...We Win the Fight!"

"But,

if You 

pick the

Wrong One...

...You're Mine!"

"On My

First Day of Class

at the

Winge Institute For The Oral Sciences,

I have to

Set A 



Best First Imression!"

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

After A Difficult Week, Even Hygienists Need to Relax!.

 

We are human just like everyone else:

"Dang!...I''ll be glad when I get a...

...day off!"

"Every Friday,

when I get Home 

from 'The Wars,'

I Relax and

read the

Hollywood Smiles Report!...and...

it's like...

Doctor Hollywood Smiles Report's 

...Right Next to Me!"

"I've got to 

eat as much

Plaque food

as I can...

...before...

...the

'Shark Bacteria' get here!"

"I love to fight in 

'The Wars'...

like this!...

and...

wake up the next day...

ready 

for more!

Dr. Winge's "World's Best Sweets of the Week!"

Dr. Ralph Winge's...Ten...Wild, Wet, And Wonderful Ways To Brush The Teeth!

Work In Dentistry Never Ends!

 

The Industry of Dentistry is secretly thankful

to Plaque and Calculus for its existence:

“I should have started 

spraying these 

‘Eradication Lasers’ 

Years ago!”

"My...this Bubble's DNA...

 tastes like Ice Cream!"

“My Thanksgiving is 

Great Now!”

"Those small Cocci I just ate 

are

not agreeing with Me!"

“I’m glad that I took the 

Test before this Movie!”

The Microbiome Threats behind the last molar always

...gives me 'The Creeps!'

Dr. Winge's..."World's Best Sweets of the Week"

Dr. Winge's 'Most Dangerous Ladies' Smiles... With...Winge's Peaks...For 2026...Are...

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Oral Bacteria Think That They Can Just Get Away With Anything!

 

We need to stop the oral biome from

'freeloading off of us!:

Many Thousands of Living 'Corpuscles' Live and Profit 

from the Conditions found in Our 

Oral Cavities! Let's see how

they may Play a little:

"I come to this

Salad Bar everyday!"

"I am DNA...

...on the Prowl!"

This Coccus Bacterium is

Resting

...with a Full Stomach!

"I am...

...Alien to this Sulcus!"

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