If You Meet An Oral Bacteria's Big Brother...Walking Down The Street...Run!

 

The Beasts of the Oral Microbiome take orders...from No One:

“Now…Does Anyone  Else…   

…Have Anymore Questions?”

“You’re Out of My Mouth…

…and Out of My Life!...  

…You  ________________n’   Microbe!”

“Why does Everyone…

...I mean Everyone….   

…say that… 

 …I Suck!”

“For Your Information….  

….I Live In the…Aqueous…   

…Part of Saliva!”

"I want the Person, 

whose Mouth 

I'm in 

to

Eat Some More Candy!"

"Queen Hygienist!...I am not Worthy...

of this Mighty Sword, but...

I will Give My

Most Valiant Effort 

In Battle!"

"We’ve been riding this 

Marginal Ridge

 for a while now, 

and 

there’s no Sign of them!...  

…Let’s Turn and 

go ‘Gingival'

at this Next Line Angle!"...

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Don't Be A Casualty Of These...'Forever Battles!

 

...Or you'll be the first in your Dental Office to get knocked back and knocked out!:

"They're lobbing 

'explosive Chunks of Calculus' at us!'...

...Get outta there!"

"I'm going to Ulcerate me some

Epithelium!"







"Chomp!...

There!...

I just bit a piece

off of that

Hygienist's Glove!...Yeah!"












"That's it, you Hygienist!...

Bring your

Digit a little closer...!"





"As long as I'm around

you'll never



take my Patient's tooth

away!"





"I'm fresh out of

Dental School,

and I'm



'Ready To Rock!'"





"Crap!...I still have a ways to go

before I reach the



Dento-Enamel Junction!"

This new 'Cytoplasmic Giant' is about to

spell 'Doom' to millions of mouths!

Have Those Resistant Strains Made You Mad Yet?

 

Some days are easy, and some days are (expletive!):

"My new Cavitron Tips

just made My Day




Super Easy!"

Now this Hygienist says,

"With My New Weapon...

I'm going to...

Fight Monsters with Monsters!"

"I'm not a Bacterium...

I'm just a Viron...

Just passing through

and

Checking out The Action!"

"Which do you find worse?...

...My...

Bite or My Breath?"







"I'm so glad that the Suction is

taking those 'Critters' away!"






"Dang!...I'm throwing everything

at those Plaque Germs,

including, now...



...the 'Kitchen Sink!"






"Hey, Hygienist!...

...can you step inside my mouth?

I'd like to show you

a Molar that

Needs Your Attention!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

Is Your Armamentarium Defective?

 

Do you want to discombobulate plaque, or give it a message?:

"We need to send these new 'crobials back!...The seals...

...are compromised!"

"So, heliobacter...

...you're back for more Punishment?"

"I'll shoot in the middle of its Mass and...

...It'll all Blow Up!"

"We're fighting Plaque from the Days, 

and the Mouths 

of the People of

the Roman Empire!"

"Plaque can't stop My...

Secret Weapon!"

"When I stay real still...they

Always Miss!"

If Your Patient Is Non-compliant...What Should You Do?

 

Sometimes, you gotta let them know who's Boss!:

"If you don't brush and floss like I tell you to... I'ma..

...KYA!"

"This Sword/Scaler

is from 

the Medieval Times!"

"...And then...Dr. Report...

whispered into My Ear..."

"In the Sulcus Cafe, it's

'all you can eat!'

And...

...that's just what I do!"

"I must cut

that

carious predatorus wingeulus

Bacterium

into Pieces...now!...

...before It's too late!"

"Yes...my Great Uncle

is the

Prince of

Inchantedlandia!...

...Prince Cyril von Weidenhoffen de Letterfrausen!"

"Doctor Report!...

...I'd like to volunteer for the 

Committee that's Planning

'World Dental History Month'...

...this Coming April!"

"I can't believe it!

...Eight of my Best

Hygienist Friends 

have been

Taken Hostage by

actinomyces viscosus!"

"World's Best Sweets Of The Week!"

Winge's Peak Of The Week!

When We Fight Losing Battles....Misery ...Loves Company!

 

Stay ready...and you might just live to fight another day:

"There's that

'Nidus Of Infection'

trying to

'Gather Strength!'...

Now that a Billion of Them

Are in One Spot...

...It's Time to

'Irreversibly Vaporize'

...All Of Them!...Ha ha ha!..."

"You're doing Fine, Sweetie!...

Your 'Core"

is the

Foundation of 

Your Hygienic Powers!"

"I made this 'Simply Gorgeous'

Cake 

for Our Team's Party,

but 

We All 

know

 how to

'Freshen Up'

afterward!

"The Chaotic and

Unpredictable Fights

and Cellular Destruction

Deep in all of the Sulci,

actually



'Tears Up' the Surrounding Host Tissue...

leaving a Barren

and

'Difficult-To-Be-Healed' Wasteland!

Oral Plaque Has Been In The Mouth Of Man...Since We First Evolved!...

 

But make no mistake!...They are the Enemy!





"Yes!...

This is a 'Great Day'

for Dental Plaque

Biofilm!

Our Numbers

have



conquered and destroyed

Billions of Mouths!

And our March

shall never cease!"






"Yeah, Boss...

We gonna kick some 'A-A!'



We gonna kick some 'A-A!'...Hey...Trilapede!

How ya like makin'

all that

inflammation

in 'Dem Moufs?'"

'"It's a sore



for sight eyes, My Man!...

Yo!...

Kaskala!...

What cha doin'?"




"Trilapede!...I'm

making



a Dental

Infection!...

Get this!...

Our 'Microbial Mansion'

and Community

are exuding waste products

at



even Faster Rates!

Pretty soon our next victim

will

suffer our

'Most Ugly'

Consequences!"