You Know That You're In For A Long Day When The Bacteria Says..."Come in Here And Make Me!"

Those dirty microbes are rude, disrespectful, and they need their _______:

"Which 'Crazy Hygienist'

dares Enter



Into My

Lower Left Quadrant Lair?!"








"Hollywood!...

...That was the Office calling,

saying,

"Can you come back early

from Your Caribbean Vacation...

Some of the Staff

Called in Sick!"

So you know what

I'ma do?...

When I get back

at My Right Time...

...I'ma tell them that

I left My Phone At Home!""

"Let's '

'Hit Them Where It Hurts!'

...let's

'Torch' their

Dental Hygiene School!"

“Hollywood is My 

Dental School Lab Partner, 

but, that woman’s trying to 

‘Squeeze In Between!...   

…I’ma 

tell her to ‘Back Off!’”






"I just won The 'Hygienist Of The Year' Award

but

These High Heels

are 

Killing Me!"

"I guarantee You!...With

My 'Truth Serum' here,

Those Microbes

will be

'Singing Like Some Birds!"

'Hollywood's Best Smile of the Week!'

World Dental History Month 2026

 

'World's Best Sweets of The Week'...By Dr. Winge

 

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