Thursday, September 10, 2026

Be Fashionable...When You Fight...In These Wars!







When you look good, you feel good, and you are much more technically effective:







"My Battles go better when my...


'Stance' is on point!"






"Being in the 'tube' and in the sulcus...


...have eery similarities!"








"How?...Well, I got a huge jury award from my


...injuries during The Wars!"







Microbes admittedly have a...


...'Majesty of Movement!'





"It's hard losing a Fellow Soldier...


...in these Wars!"







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Thursday, September 3, 2026

The Enemy is Within...Our Patient's Mouth!



Our Adversaries are easy to find:





"First...They threw the

'Kitchen Sink' at Me...

...Now,

it's the Kitchen Table!...

and...

...I'm Still Winning!"








"My Suit here

allows Me

to be

'Totally Immersed'

in



Bacterial Biofilm

and


Still Be Okay!"







"Yes!...

This is My


85th Tour Of Duty!"








It's Nighttime!

...And that means that



I can go

to the


All You Can Eat 'Interproximal Cafe!'"








"I just Won the


'Exterminator Hygienist Of The Year Award!"






"There has to be

some



DNA Fragments

around here somewhere!"







"We can't keep holding

the

Biofilm Bacteria

in Captivity!...

They are growing too much,

too fast...

 and

Bursting out of Our Containers!...


Maybe We should just...

Throw Them Overboard!"









"I just ate some

Potato Chips and Dip

that was left

on My Host's Teeth!...and...



...I'm going back for More!"












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Friday, August 28, 2026

These Wars Are Not For The Faint Of Heart!




Hygiene Schools try their best to prep you for these ugly realities:






"Those Bacterial Warlords Captured five of 

our Best Hygienists...I say let's...



...let's break them free and blast the Microbes to Kingdom Come!"



This bacterium is strengthening...


...its virulence!




"We cleaned up the quadrant with...


...no casualties...this time!"




"At this rate, we will soon...


...spill out of the patient's mouth!"




"OMGosh!...I hope that...


...reinforcements arrive soon!"





The advance of this rapid infection is


quickening by the minute!



Friday, August 21, 2026

Defeating The Oral Enemy...Many Times ...Takes A Team!




Surprise Attacks...from multiple flanks...can be effective:






“That’s Good!  I’ll keep them occupied…


...While You all...




... Sneak around the Side!






"Somebody better

let Me out of this

Petri Dish!


...I ain't No Guinea Pig!"









"I'll remember You

as just


one of My Sword's Victims!"








"It's still

'Dog Eat Dog'

even


down here in 

The Sulcus!"








"I'm tired after

Today's Shift,

Hollywood,

but...



you can still come by and

watch TV!"








"My Fire and Acids

are no match

for Her



Enamel and Dentin!"







Friday, August 14, 2026

For Our Mental Health And Wealth...We Must Vacation!




There's more to life than just cleaning teeth and watching an empty sulcus:






"Hey, Doctor Report!...

you want to run in the Field

like They did on

Sound Of Music?"







"Come On!...

We've Got To


Free The 

Other Girls!"






"Let Me See!...

For My Good Health...

Should I


go to the Jacuzzi

or to the


Countryside!"








"Okay, Babe,

For The 

Dental Hygienist Magazine

Centerfold



turn Your Head 

a little to the Right!"






"How's


This?"






"Per...



...fect!







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Friday, August 7, 2026

In Your Dental Operatory...Is Reality...In Your Mind...Or...In Front Of Your Eyes!



Sometimes...don't believe your 'lying' eyes!:




This Hygienist is in a 

Luxurious Dream and..

...refuses to wake up!


The pathogenicity of this

microbial subset

is unknown...and we hope for the best!




"Millions of my 'cousins' populate your mouth

...so you better be nice!"



"The Dental Office I work at just closed down!...

...Now...as soon as I get home...I'm going to...

...get on LinkedIn...and network!"



I'm almost through with all of those

bacteria drunk on high fructose corn syrup!








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